To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com
From: qevan{at}comcast.net
Reply-To: teroknor{at}yahoogroups.com

A man wakes up one morning and finds a gorilla on his roof. So he looks in
the yellow pages and, sure enough, there's an ad for "Gorilla
Removers. He calls the number, and the gorilla remover says he'll be over
in 30 minutes. The gorilla remover arrives and gets out of his van. He's
got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull. "What
are you going to do?" the homeowner asks.

"I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
go up there and knock the gorilla off the roof with this baseball bat. When
the gorilla falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and
not let go. The gorilla will then be subdued enough for me to put him in
the cage in the back of the van." He hands the shotgun to the
homeowner.

"What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.

"If the gorilla knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog!"

--
Qe'van the Unclothed, Bard of Nor
http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/
http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/

... ''Nate' - it's er, short for... Katherine! Yeah!'- Genevieve



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