-=> GEORGE POPE wrote to WAYNE CHIRNSIDE <=-

 GP> On (23 Sep 06) WAYNE CHIRNSIDE wrote to ALL...
 WC> In what may be coup for the Bush administration the French
 WC> announced today Osama bin Laden may have died of typhoid.
 WC>
 WC> When asked to comment on the story President Bush
 WC> threatened to bomb the French back
 WC> to the stone age.

 GP> Seriously?  Got a cite for this?  Why would he say that?

Literary license was taken here.
It's a amalgamation of real and speculative news ( made up)
unfortunately not far wide of the reality.

Thus the play on Saturday Night's Chevy Chase - Jane Curtain
Weekend Update.

 WC> The Secretary of the Air Force says it's time for all
 WC> Patriotic Americans to stand up and be microwaved.

 GP> What the hell is that supposed to MEAN???

Don't tell me you missed the announcement?
It was in ALL the daily newspapers I read.
The U.S. Secretary of the Air Force is promoting
the testing of high powered  non-lethal ( hopefully)
microwave weaponry on U.S. citizens first.
This for public relations purposes so our enemies
won't get upset with us.
The weaponry is supposed to disable by cauisng excruciating pain.

Really George, you can't make this sort of
stuff up.
Google for it. 
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