Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

In what may be coup for the Bush administration the French
announced today Osama bin Laden may have died of typhoid.

When asked to comment on the story President Bush
threatened to bomb the French back
to the stone age.

Political pundit Ann Coulter echoed the sentiment.

Donald Rumsfeld giving clarity to the developing situation says 
Osama either dead, alive, there or elsewhere

Political pundit Ann Coulter echoed the sentiment.

Homeland Security chief proclaims U.S. Amish popcorn
distributors safer than ever.

Air Force say it's time for all Patriotic Americans to 
stand up and be microwaved.

Still less on the continuing story of the anthrax terrorist
still at large to come at 11.

This concludes this episode of Weekend Update. 


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