Mad,

  While strolling through the swamp one day...
  We chanced to hear Mad Moose Mike to Stephen Moosehart say...

 MMM> Why jump out of a perfectly good, correctly-operating airplane? This is
 MMM> one Moose that doesn't feel any great urge to trust his life to a silk
 MMM> hanky; and that's despite the Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons...

You would be surprised what is considered to be a "perfectly
good" airplane!

With antlers held high,
            The Three Mooseketeers

... Duple Meter: May take any even number of coins.
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