Thought I'd start a Top Ten, just for everyone's entertainment;
it's not complete, please add your own:
    Oh, and BTW, I've actually heard the ones below:
           Top Ten Responses to Complaints
10. It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
9. I've never heard of one doing that before.
8. Yours is the first complaint we've had.
7. Don't ask me, I just started here.
6. Don't complain to me, I just work here.
5. We just sold the last one.
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