My fellow Republicans it's a time to take great pride in the achievements
of our leadership and our party.

We've overthrown the evil Godless secular Hussein regime in Iraq and 
replaced it with an Allah fearing Muslim fundementalist theocratic
government based upon Shia law.

Still other great news

Dan Bartlett White House communications director
is proposing the U.S. provide "incentives" to reduce the level
of violence in Iraq.

Yes friends, Christians and fellow compassionate conservatives
we have much to be proud of.
After tens upon tens of billions  spent on Iraq reconstruction
we're now going to PAY the Iraqis to stem the violence in Iraq

Considering they now kill Christians over there just for being Christian
I applaud your sacrifice and ability to turn the other cheek.

So be a good Republican and proud freedom loving American and dig
deep, get out that check book now and give until it hurts.

You too can give to Project Incentive Security Service.
Make that check out now to the "U.S. Treasury project PISS."

There is nothing too good for our men and women serving in Iraq so 
buy them some security through the PISS program.
You'll be glad you did! 

With every thousand dollar donation you'll receive
*free of charge* postage and handling separate and extra a
"I gave to PISS in Iraq" button suitable for display
on your shirt, T-shirt or Jacket.


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