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From: The Three Mooseketeers 
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  While strolling through the swamp one day...  
  We chanced to hear weezlmom{at}worldnet.att.net (Weezlmom) say...  

>The best laid plans of mice and men...........
...are often laid to waste after representatives of each spend long hours at
the bargaining table.

>A fool and his money..............................
...need to hire us as their financial advisors, and part with their money in a 
way that makes them feel better about themselves yet is still foolish.


>We have nothing to fear but.....................
...militant eggplants, and their purple swamp cleavers.

>Pride goeth before..........
...a lithp.

>Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man...........
...beat the morning and afternoon traffic jam.

>Birds of a feather..............
...make a mess in aircraft turbines.

>Don't put all your eggs................
...in the same uterus.

>April showers bring................
...mud.

>A penny saved is..............
...still only worth one cent, which is far less than the value of the copper
from which it was made.

>All work and no play make Jack..............
...wealthy, and have absolutely no clue what to do with himself.

>Any friend of yours is..............
...probably well-paid to remain your friend.

>Every dog has it's................ 
...gratuituous moment of butt-sniffing.

>A place for everything, and everything in......................
...outer space.

>I scream, you scream, we all scream for.................
...fear of yet another sequel to Friday the 13th being released.

>Give me liberty or give me........................     
...a swamp with a really high fence.

>What part of ______________ don't you understand???
...We don't understand any part of ______________.  It looks like moose code,
but different.

>_____________________ hath charms to soothe the savage beast
...Who are you calling a savage beast?!

>What's good for the goose, is good for.................
...the turkey, the chicken, and any other fowl which makes its way in to our
stew pot.

>A spoonful of_______________makes the_____________go down......
...A spoonful of metamucil makes the back pressure go down....

>Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of.........        
...meese!  In fact, let's enslave them while we're at it!

>Cool as a.....................
...moose in cheap sunglasses.

>It was so hot you could have....................               
...baked a swamp-sized mud pie.

>She was so mad........................
...well, nevermind.  We don't need to revisit ~that~ particular day in our
history of failed romantic pursuits.

>Who's afraid of the big, bad.............
...GRONK!

>Beware of wolves in..................
...Mercedes Benz's.

>Sly as a...........................
...actor in the Rocky * movies.  Oh wait, you said "as a" not
"is a."
Nevermind.

>As fat as a...................... 
...fish that ate too much and got all icky and bloated.

>As soft as......................     
...my tummy.

>You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him................
...stand on an electric fence without flinching.

>He looked like the cat that ate....................                       
...the hairball that another had recently coughed up.

>He smelled like.........   
...let's not go there.

>As sweet as.............
...spring swamp grass.


-The Three Mooseketeers.

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