Well at least the Taliban in Afganistan apparently has been putting 
to good use the 60 million U.S. dollars George W. Bush sent to them.

The United Nations reports opium production in Afganistan
is up 59 percent over 2005.

Great going George.
Those opium profits will go a long way toward feeding and housing
the needy in Al Qaeda.

American defense contractors see this as a net positive.

Meanwhile, this just in from the Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena
California:

White House Press Secretary Tony Snow said to be spinning so fast
centripital force has overcome the grip of gravity and he's flown off into
space.

Tony was an esteemed journalist and outstanding White House 
Press Secretary in the fine tradition of Baghdad Bob.
We'll miss you Tony.
... I don't recall voting Elmer Fudd for for President.
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