"Benchmarks will make it more likely we'll win", says George W. Bush in his
last televised appearance before the American people.

Hoorah, a new secret weapon to win the war of error in Iraq!

The U.S. administration is getting serious and deploying *benchmarks*!!!

ITMT the traditional notoriously commie liberal traitors in the 
United States military are objecting to the Republican plan for 
victory in Iraq in unprecidented numbers.

Well what hell do you expect?

What has the military ever done to protect us anyway?

George W. Bush will show 'em.

We're deploying benchmarks.

Yup, no more namby pamby "stay the course" for this administration.

Bring 'em on!



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