22 Feb 03 03:19, The Three Mooseketeers wrote to Mad Moose Mike:
 MMM>> Why jump out of a perfectly good, correctly-operating airplane? This 
 MMM>> is one Moose that doesn't feel any great urge to trust his life to a 
 MMM>> silk hanky; and that's despite the Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons...

 TTM> You would be surprised what is considered to be a "perfectly
good" 
 TTM> airplane!

You're telling me... it's bad enough that the Americans rolled in here with
tanks to rename Saddam International Airport as Baghdad International
Airport, but then the Shrub had to add insult to injury by renaming our
entire fleet of grounded aircraft as Bush Planes. Sheesh, that's worse than
"freedom fries".

What next? Is he going to force us at gunpoint to buy Air Canada stock? Yikes!

This is almost as bad as the time we captured the US 5th Valley Girl
Infantry Division and had the rest of the war effort interrupted with
"so grody!" and "gag me with a spoon!" ad-infiniteum. 

--- Msged/LNX TE 06 (pre)