Thanks to George W. Bush passing the  Military Commissions Act of 2006
America is now secure and we are now safe from terrorism.

Thankfully and with insightful foresight President Bush has repealed 
habeas corpus thus removing the threat from abroad posed by "terrorists 
that hate us for our freedom."

Everyone now knows now Osama bin Laden doesn't matter
because President Bush told us so but fifth columnists
within Americas' borders presents an *imminent danger*.

Them damn terrorists can't hate us for what we no longer have can they?
Bet they didn't see that one coming.
Heh, heh, heh.

Turning to the domestic front.
Our gallant Department of Homeland Security has quashed 
a deadly plot by Wisconsin grocery store bagger Jake
to explode dirty bombs at 7 major league football stadiums.

Acting with decisive swiftness Homeland Security agents descended upon
and arrested Jake in a mere six weeks thus derailing the deadly conspiracy.

No amount of praise is too high for these stalward agents
acting in vigilant defense of our country and taking a mere six
weeks to decipher this deadly conspiracy with only the most obscure
postings of the plot details and target locations to 40 internet web sites.

I say to you all there's no amount of sacrifice of civil liberties 
and freedoms that can measure up to the security provided by surrendering
those freedoms in return for protecting us from the evil intentions
of the most vile and dispicable threats presented by the grocery baggers of 
America.

God praise George W. Bush!

Forever shall we live safely swaddled in the protective cradle to grave embrace
of our all powerful, beloved and benevolent GOP!!!
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