GL Fowler wrote:
> On 27 Mar 2005 17:42:15 -0800, "bluesmama"

> wrote:
>
> >
> >Lionel wrote:
> >> When you are throwing their lying cheating asses out the door,
what
> >is
> >> the last thing you are looking at? Is it the crying eyes or the
> >> flailing hands? No way dawg, it's that made-for-fellatio mouth,
and
> >> that mons-shaped slit underneath the tight jeans. You think you
gotta
> >> have it one more time but it's alright, women are like buses.
Another
> >> one will be along in 20 minutes.
> >>
> >> Chuck Lysaght rulez!
> >
> >Maybe the driver of the next bus won't mind that you can't tell a
mound
> >(mons) from an opening (slit), though it does cast some doubt on
both
> >your gynecological knowledge and your ability to please a woman.
Might
> >be at that bus stop some time, in that case...
> >
> >My advice is to bring a good long novel, preferably one with a
glossary
> >for the really confusing words.
>
> And you be sure to have another 10-pack of batteries for your
> implement.
>
>
> "The best proof of intelligent life in space is that it hasn't come
here."
> - Sir Arthur C. Clarke

My husband doesn't run on batteries, he runs on Guinness.



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