Replying to a message of John Massey to Bob Ackley:

 JM> On 11/25/2010 4:35 PM, Bob Ackley -> Dave Drum wrote:
 BA>> Plus the junk mailer(s) get dinged for the postage.  Years ago one
 BA>> local fellow here suggested putting all kinds of cr*p in those
 BA>> postpaid return envelopes so they'd get dinged for *extra* postage.

 JM> I know that in the mid '80s you could take a postcard type that had
 JM> "return postage guaranteed" printed on it, tape it to a
piece of 5/8
 JM> plate steel the same size as the card and it will cost them.

You, sir, are evil.  I love it! 

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