TheDailyParg wrote:
> Telegraph.co.uk
>
> Women in academia lose out by a whisker
> By Roger Highfield, Science Editor
> (Filed: 17/12/2004)
>
> A correlation between having a beard and being a professor has been
> uncovered by scientists, suggesting a reason for discrimination
> against women in academia.

Oh you have absolutely got to be kidding me.

There is nothing, and I mean nothing, about which feminists will not
complain.  Nothing.  Just when I think I've seen them make every
conceivable complaint, they come up with a real lulu.

These women are complaining ..... because they can't grow beards.  Can
you imagine how badly they would complain if they could and did grow
beards?

Note to Sara Carter and Kristina Whatserface: The patriarchy doesn't
stop you from growing beards.  We haven't set up satellites that beam
down a form of EM radiation that renders your hair follicles inactive,
so don't blame us!  If you really want to wake in the morning and have
a nice, clean shave, just shave.  It doesn't matter that you won't take
any hair off.  And if you want a beard, I'm sure any baldness clinic
can help you.

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