Ian wrote:
> http://www.volsunga.co.uk/index.php?p=3
> "Occupation: student (film, lit, psychology, sociology)

Wait!! Wait!!  I speak Bimbo.  I'll translate this for you all, as a
courtesy.  The first sentence reads, "Unoccupation: present and future
freeloader who will hopefully get rich via divorce."

> "Ambitions: to be a renegade film director a la rodriguez, to become
a

"Ambitions: To have at least _some_ depth."

> rock star/actress/model/dancer/writer/politician* (delete as
> appropriate depending on mood)"

"I have frequent mood swings, and I expect you to accomodate them.
It's all about me, after all."

> Characteristics: opinionated,

"I'm loud-mouthed, but I characterized it as 'opinionated' so I can say
you're afraid of opinionated women if you dare to point out that I'm
loud-mouthed, which you should never do since I expect you to
accomodate all of my moods."

> occasionally extroverted, more often introspective, navel-gazing,

"I expect you to carry my emotional baggage.  You'll need a coal
freighter, and it will take two trips.  Unless I look happy, I expect
you to ask me what's wrong.  When I tell you nothing, I expect you to
continue prying.  I'm worth what seems like an unfair effort, because
I'm female."

> loudish, sometimes annoying, always interested,

"Loud.  Always annoying.  Nosy."

> overly idealistic,

"I expect to get my way all of the time, and God help you if I don't
get it, especially if we're married."

> trying hard to be boho without giving the appearance of trying at all

"Trying hard to appear considerate, ambitious, and thoughtful, even
though I'm really a bimbo."

> "Politics: idealistic, feminist, pro-choice, leftie student sort of
> thing"

"Politics:  None, really.  But I am bitchy."

> "I don't think affirmative action or positive discrimination equates
> to sexist and racist bias in admissions.  There's a good site on this
> issue here which argues far more eloquently than I can"

"An advantage over men is my birthright.  Why?  Because I say so."

>
>
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>
> "Provide DNA testing of every child at birth before a man's name as
> the father goes onto the certificate of birth. Every child has a
right
> to know his or her parentage. Every man has a right to know his
child.
>
> I'm immediately wary of this one because it starts with the
assumption
> that a woman's word is not enough.

"This committs the blasphemy of suggesting that women aren't perfect."

> Sure, in some cases children may not be the biological offspring of
> the man in question,

"It doesn't matter if a man gets deceived into fatherhood, because if
he can be deceived, he was having sex, and it's not supposed to be
free."

> but by no means a majority.

"The State should protect a person's rights provided that he or she is
in the right birth group, and provided that the majority of people in
that birthgroup have had the right in question violated."

> This doesn't seem to warrant a blanket rule

"I don't want a blanket rule, but I lack the courage to say so with
confidence."

> that you must have a DNA test;

"I only want blanket rules when they favor me.  When a blanket rule
would not favor me, the issue should go on a case-by-case basis, with
me winning all the cases."

> woman are not inherently untrustworthy. Some are, some aren't, same
as men."

"I believe women are better than men, but I'll disguise that sentiment
with useless verbiage before and after, so you hopefully won't know
that I'm a female supremacist."

(http://www.manchesteronline.co.uk/news/s/139/139613_women_lie_cheat_and_steal.html?ref=emtaf&archive=archive)

Is anyone else a proponent of all-boys schools where BSL (Bimbo as a
Second Language) is a required course?  Imagine the confusion it would
save.
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