-=>Charles Mielke wiped the Consumer complaints off his shoes and said:
 CM> Thought I'd start a Top Ten, just for everyone's entertainment;
 CM> it's not complete, please add your own:
 CM> Oh, and BTW, I've actually heard the ones below:
 CM> Top Ten Responses to Complaints
 CM> 10. It did what? Well, it's not supposed to do that.
 CM> 9. I've never heard of one doing that before.
 CM> 8. Yours is the first complaint we've had.
 CM> 7. Don't ask me, I just started here.
 CM> 6. Don't complain to me, I just work here.
 CM> 5. We just sold the last one.
 
 4. It won't work in DOS.  You need Windows 95.
 3. I _AM_ the store manager!
 2. You didn't get it wet, did you?
 1. Warranty?  Buahahahahahahahahaha...
... If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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