On 28 Mar 2005 02:12:07 -0800, "Turin"  wrote:

>Jesus Christ.  



I doubt that even HE can help you, Turd, but I graciously allowed
myself to read those two words before doing the old "averting my eyes
and deleting Turd's diatribe without reading it" trick.  Usually, I
disdain to read ANY OF IT and usually I delete ALL OF it.

Aw, what'd I do this time to upset you, Turd?  I'm never going to read
your answer, but what was it?

Quoting from conservative publications?  Yeah, that probably upset
you.  Gave you an inferiority complex even.  You couldn't SPELL
"Russell Kirk", let alone comprehend him.

You're not upset because I carry on a civil conversation with Deborah
Terreson, are you?  The Man Who Slurps Hyerdahl isn't in any position
to be upset over that, is he?  That'd make him a HYPOCRITE, wouldn't
it?

In just a moment, you're going to learn how BAD I think that your
inferiority complex is.

I'd like you to do something for me, Turd.

You know "Stormy"?  Your biggest fan?  He's got a yahoo address just
like you do?  And Google credits him with nine posts from January
until now.

You know how every one of "Stormy's" posts say, "Turin is
wonderful"
without saying much else?  And you know how the vocabulary and syntax
of "Stormy", your biggest fan (your ONLY fan), sounds A LOT LIKE YOUR
OWN?

Well, this is what I'd like you to do for me, Turd.  I'd like you and
"Stormy" to arrange to post to Google AT THE EXACT SAME TIME (give or
take a second or two).  Both of your messages should be extemporaneous
and original (no cutting and pasting of something that "either of you"
might have written earlier) and both should be of significant length
(no "testing 1-2-3" or any nonsense like that).

Since the "two of you" both access Yahoo, you could coordinate such an
effort with one another by Instant Messenger.

It doesn't matter WHAT you and "Stormy" post.  You see where I'm going
with this.  I'm not 100 percent SURE...

....but I want to see if "Turin" and "Stormy" can be in
two different
places at the same time.

Of course, I may never know since I don't intend to read any of it
.  But I guess that I can always check to see what time "each
of you" clocked in.

May the best turd win!



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"Men are qualified for civil liberty in exact proportion to their
disposition to put moral chains upon their own appetites; in proportion as
their love of justice is above their rapacity; in proportion as their
soundness and sobriety of understanding is above their vanity and
presumption; in proportion as they are more disposed to listen to the
counsels of the wise and good, in preference to the flattery of knaves. 
Society cannot exist unless a controlling power upon will and appetite be
placed somewhere, and the less of it there is within, the more there must
be without.  It is ordained in the eternal constitution of things that men
of intemperate minds cannot be free.  Their passions forge their
fetters."
     
     - Edmund Burke, Letter to a Member of the National Assembly (1791)


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