Hi Jay P Hailey, hope you are having a nice day

>> Not if I manage to publish all the Jay P. Hailey taglines I've
>>collected first. ];>
JPH>I'd like to see those.

 One should always be careful of what they ask for, they
just might get it. ];> (which is why you don't see the bard
and the beaked commenting) ]];>

JPH>It's like running for office without all the raising money and having 
JPH>thoughts on those nasty "issues"

 Long but also taggable. 

---hailey.tag---
"  Klingons say 'Yo Mama'?" - Jay P. Hailey
"I.... NEED my ASSHOLE!" - Jay P. Hailey
"Ook"  is my native language. - Jay P. Hailey
....I wonder what sort of crack I was smoking on any given day - JPH
  What an extraordinary mental picture that conjures! - JPH
 - Jay P. Hailey
  Whoa! - Jay P. Hailey
A good look at me, has sent several women straight to therapy. - JPH
AAAAUUUUGHHHHHH!!!  - Jay P. Hailey
AGG!  Help me up here.  I'm old! Get me some geritol. - Jay P. Hailey
And I realized my brains were squirting out of my head. - Jay P. Hailey
And I'd be Shouting : "Who's your Skippy?  WHO'S YOUR SKIPPY!?" - JPH
And I'm inflamed. - Jay
And before then I used to drive immensely stupid. - Jay P. Hailey
But the 105mm out the tail gate...  That's just cheating. - Jay P. Hailey
But.  I *really* want to! - Jay P. Hailey
Can I taunt Brooke Shields and blow up the Happy Fun ball? - Jay P. Hailey
Can we please have some Klingons with some BRAINS? It would be nice. - JPH
Can't go wrong with *GARLIC SALT*! - Jay P. Hailey
Damn.... I've turned into my dad. - Jay P. Hailey
Don't ruin the ggaaaaaammmmeeee!-JPH You whine well for one not bound.-Qev
Fatigue does the same thing to mine as well. - Jay P. Hailey
For Wireless you just have to shout yourself silly. - Jay P. Hailey
God, I'm weird.  yes, I am. - Jay P. Hailey
He *Shot* me!  I've been list maimed! - Jay P. Hailey
He'd wind up stuffed and mounted in the hall of heroes... - Jay P. Hailey
I am partial to strawberry flavored rubber science -Jay P. Hailey
I can feel my Morale rising already! - Jay P. Hailey
I can so look innocent!   Errr... Wait, that's stupid.  Sorry." - Jay
I empathize with the guy.  I smell like him, too. - Jay P. Hailey
I hate it when that happens to my Female Starship Captains. - Jay P. Hailey
I have a thing for you, but It won't be mailed for a bit. - JPH to GarryS
I have bad teeth.  I prefer the...  non-crunchy kind - Jay P. Hailey
I have to murder someone and I'll get right back on it. - Jay P. Hailey
I haven't seen a mouse spit that far before! - Jay P. Hailey
I like this train of thought. - Jay P. Hailey
I sort of like the Ferengi.  In a sort of Daffy Duck sort of way. - JPH
I'd have simply gotten along well during the Inquisition. - Jay P. Hailey
I'm *DEAD*!?!  Nobody tells me *ANYTHING*!!" - Jay P. Hailey
I've been List-vandalized. I like the Psychedelic effects, though. - JPH
If I hit you, will you get me some prozak? - Jay P. Hailey
It seems short bites are best - Jay P. Hailey
Knock yourself out! - Jay P. Hailey    Or we will, if you prefer. - Garry S
My brains hurt. - Jay P. Hailey
Not in my worst crack induced nightmares. - Jay P. Hailey
Now just REMAIN CALM!  My body is a HONED WEAPON! - Jay P. Hailey
Now there's a picture.  A weird one, but a picture. - Jay P. Hailey
Please send help.  I cannot type. - Jay P. Hailey
Qev caught a couple of boners.... - Jay P. Hailey
She had to pick the suck that sucked least. - JPH  I married that one. - Qev
Shout "BUBBA!" and release the tick hounds of war. - Jay P. Hailey
So I wouldn't know a "New Type" if it bit me in the ass. - Jay P. Hailey
Some days I am nt the most clear thinking guy you'll ever meet. Jay P. Hailey
Someone's telling me to stop thinkin' I know anything AND IT'S MY BRAIN! - JPH
Thank you.  I am suitably Twisted, now. - Jay P. Hailey
That fortune cookie one was just SICK and WRONG. I saved it, of course. - JPH
That's it in a nutshell,  if not the whole nut. - Jay P. Hailey
That's me,  always the Minion, Never the evil Overlord. - Jay P. Hailey
There it is. I have a dead body (and boy how she kicked!) - Jay P. Hailey
Too many amatuers giving it away for free. - Jay P. Hailey
Try Jungle Kitty.   Trust Uncle Skippy.  - Jay P. Hailey
UGGGHHHH!  I don't even know you that well! - Jay P. Hailey
Ummm.  Could I be tied up by Quo please? - Jay P. Hailey
We all thought it was a wonderful WWF moment - Jay P. Hailey
What you want me to bring my brains too?  Jeez you sound like my Boss! - JPH
Where'm I goin'? - Jay P. Hailey
You can have all my beer. I'm here for the girls anyway. - Jay P. Hailey
You know Morn.  can't get him to shut up. - Jay P. Hailey
You're *stick* not feeling well?  Great Googely Moo! - Jay P. Hailey
You're welcome Qev.  Sop far it's been good for me, too - Jay P. Hailey
ickickickickickickick - Jay P. Hailey
It's been a while since I have been thoroughly read! - Jay P. Hailey
Makes me want to scream. what the hell? AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE! - JPH

Ceramic! Ceramic! I remembered the word! =) - Joost  I quite like it myself.
it's lightweight but very personable. - Jay P. Hailey

Evidently the forces of darkness come with leather, latex, and a
kinky attitude! - Jay P. Hailey

I kept slipping in Hut slobber. - Qe'van  Ummm... Dude. That wasn't
Hut *slobber*.  Go bathe.  Now.  - Jay P. Hailey

I'm sorry,  I have,....  I HAVE LIST LATINUM! I *AM*
BUYING!!! - Jay P. Hailey

I want to get paid to do it.  I want to go pro.  That scares me away from
it some times. - Jay P. Hailey

There's very little that's more fun than messing with young teenaged
minds. - JPH

 -=> Yours sincerely, Paul Williams <=-

... it's been a while since I have been thoroughly read! - Jay P. Hailey
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