Peter J Ross wrote:
> On Saturday 08 January, Mark Sobolewski wrote in soc.men:
>
> > In article ,
> >  Peter J Ross  wrote:
>
> >> On Saturday 01 January, Mark Sobolewski wrote in soc.men:
> >>
> >> Wow! 89 lines of delusional rubbish added! I think you're getting
> >> worse, Slobbo!
> >>
> >> By the way, I haven't been keeping up with soc.men lately. Has the
> >> wife you bought on the Internet run off with all your money yet?
> >>
> >> PJR :-)
>
> > Hello Peter!
>
> Hello rape-advocate!

That's inaccurate.  I suppose you could classify my position
as "pro-rape-choice".  Are abortion rights supporters "abortion
advocates?"

> > Tell you what.  I'll answer that question when you answer this one:
>
> > When was the last time you got laid?
>
> Before the time of your post, I could only say vaguely "a couple of
> times this year so far".
>
> Now I can say confidently "about 3:30am GMT on 09 Jan 2004" - i.e.
> nearly 24 hours ago.

I meant actual, physical sex where people don't get time stamps.
Do you wash the keyboard? :-)

> It's unlikely to be a great shock to the rest of Usenet that Veronica
> and I have sex together, since the rest of Usenet knows that we've
had
> a mutually satisfactory relationship since 1996.
> [alt.fan.veronica-odonoghue added]
>
> So are you going to answer my question now, O wife-buying dwarf?

I was going to say that it's unanswerable as a loaded question since
I didn't "buy" her from the internet.  Also, I would have
to have some money for her to run off with. :-)  Since you
didn't require the answer be a yes or a no, though, the answer
would be that I don't have such a wife or money.

Us Dwarves get sex more regularly than a "couple of times
per year so far" when we have a "mutually satisfactory
relationship" that we don't bother with timestamps.
And this is even before buying it off the internet.  Maybe
you should take a lesson from us.  Just a tip.  (Hint:
Get out and live for a change.  Not too many people
have an FAQ about you.  Did you ever think there may
be a reason?)

regards,
Mark Sobolewski
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