From: "Geo" 

"Robert Comer"  wrote in message
news:449bf271$1{at}w3.nls.net...
> That's kind of harsh...

On the barktopia box it reads:

System requirements:
  Windows or better OS
  at least 4mb of functional memory
  one piece of hardware older than a teenager
  half a brain
  a really think skin
Optional:
  sheep/lutefish/bagpipes/proof
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook, a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally
demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home, a king-size Titanic
unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum, a foolproof plan and an
airtight alibi, real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth and Bob Dylan's new
unlisted phone number, a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams, a new Matador, a new mastodon,
a Maverick, a Mustang, a Montego,
a Merc Montclair, a Mark IV, a meteor, a Mercedes, an MG, or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty, a Maserati, a Mac truck, a Mazda, a new Monza, or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away, or how
about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot, or a baby's arm holding an apple..

Geo.

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