I know this is KATTY_KORNER, but this is a GREAT dog joke!
 
Four men were bragging about how smart their dogs are.  The first man
was an Engineer, the second man was an Actuary, the third man was a
Chemist, the fourth was a Government Worker.
 
To show off, the Engineer called to his dog. "T-Square, do your stuff."
T-square trotted over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square and a triangle. Everyone agreed that
was pretty smart.
 
But the Actuary said his dog could do better.  He called his dog and
said, "Slide Rule, do your stuff."  Slide Rule went out into the kitchen and
returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3
cookies each. Everyone agreed that was good.
 
But the Chemist said his dog could do better. He called his dog and
said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked over to the fridge,
took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured
exactly 8 ounces  without spilling a drop. Everyone agreed that was
good.
 
Then the three men turned to the Government Worker and said, "What
can your dog do?"  The Government Worker called to his dog and said,
"Coffee Break, do your stuff."  Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate
the cookies, drank the milk, dumped on the paper, sexually assaulted the
other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a
grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for
Worker's Compensation and went home on sick leave.
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
      Green & Gold going to the Super Bowl!
 
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