>> Oh, the perfidy!  The agony of it all!
>>
>> That Cat  placed a certain beige globular root colour coded
>purple at the stalk end to aid in the aiming as a weapon thereof in the
same
>fridge as the Phoenix phood
>
>
>She DIDN'T!!!!

She did

>Could it ahve been an accident!?

Not when you take into account that evil snicker

>Has she suffered a head injury lately?
>
Yes, but not before the vile vegetable was found touching my phood
>>
>> No, wait, there's more!!
>
>Oh no...
>
Oh, yes

>> As if that wasn't bad enough, said felonious feline placed said globula
>root *in front* of the Phoenix comestibles so that the helpless Phoenix had
to
>> touch it to get at her meals!!
>
>
>Oh, *shadowcat* what have you done!?
><- forwarding Globular Root Rid to the Phoenix
>
Oh, thank you phellow pheathered creature, you have saved my life

>> The Phoenix is no longer safe in her own kitchen!! 
>
>and it's not even something we can rig an alert for... I mean... my god,
the
>horror! Opening the fridge door and suddenly seeing it... squating there
>maliciously... sending out contamination rays to the tasy edibles (no doubt
>from spite.. it being inedible itself)
>
>> Laurie a posse! a posse! my nestdom for a posse! Phoenix
>
>let's not lynch her yet... there's still a chance there's a closed head
>injury we're unaware of...
>or maybe it's possession. Should we get a priest? (for Last Rites if
nothing
>else...)
>
All cats are possessed - the find Martians under bathmats and sprites behind
the sofa

>Wow... I'm shaken... never saw this coming...
>
Neither did I, or I could have takens "steps" to protect myself
>
Laurie suffering Phoenix (long suffering)
>

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