Hi, Velociraptor.

--- Karen Rhodes  wrote:

> The Elk
> 
> There goes the wapiti;
> Hippity-hoppity!
> 
> Why did the deer end up on the breadline?
>       He was out of doe.
> 
> Why did the deer speak with an accent?
>       He was from a fawn country.
> 
> Veloci--I'll go now that the damage is done--raptor

Best visual aural/pun combination along the lines of this thread is
from The Simpsons.  The family is chasing down Stampy the elephant in
the car and Homer drives into this park, crashing into a bush
sculpted to resemble Bambi.

Homer: "D'oh!"

Lisa: A deer!

Marge: A female deer.

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Fear of corrupting the mind of the younger generation is 
the loftiest of cowardice. --Holbrook Jackson

>From the Lair of Fang-Face DreamWeaver
and The Encyclopedia Michael Nellis
http://www.angelfire.com/scifi/dreamweaver/index.html

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