On Fri, 02 Mar 2001 22:29:19 +0100, Aubergine�
 wrote:

>>>>>Now on Altopia's servers... alt.fan.aubergine and alt.fan.the-beave

>>>>So what exactly are you spankards fans of?  Stupidity in general?  Or
>>>>perhaps it's devotion to your inability to flame?  Fans of not being
>>>>able to flame worth a fuck, yeah, that sounds about right.  `, )

>>>Still a bit short of breath, are we? 

>>Still confusing Usenet with real life, are we?
>
>What do you mean? 

Well one doesn't normally run short of breath pointing and clicking,
perhaps you have some disease or abnormalitiy which is causing your
shortness of breath?  That's the only explanation I can see.

>Do you use a little automaton to post? 

Now that you mention it I have a variety of posting bots, as well as
friends who I let have a stab at you morons.  Trolling can be fun, and
it's something that should be shared with friends over alcohol every
now and again.  `, )

>Personally I
>can't imagine that your 'production' smells any different in your
>crapper than it does here.

Being my personal Usenet comode I guess you'd know, huh?

>>>Now sit down and have a cup of
>>>camomile tea. It soothes the nerves. Yeah, sit right there, no
>>>invisible glue. That wouldn't be necessary with you anyway.

>>Just out of curiosity, are you actually fantasizing this whole thing
>>out in your head?  Does that help you to feel like you're in control
>>of your pointless little life?

>I don't fantasize much, what you deliver is quite sufficient to work
>with. 

Apparently so, I mean I can talk about something and sure enough in
less than 5 minutes you'll have taken what I said and turned it into a
fantastic conspiracy theory filled with all the things that you get
off on.

>Nor am I interested in control. 

Everybody wants control of their lives, however if you want to argue
with me on that I'll give you my address and you can come over to my
house and I'll take full control of your pathetic little existence so
you don't have to try anymore.

>It bores me to no end. If
>control is your idea of life, please don't tell me about it. I've had
>my fill of lame jokes for today.

I think I'll put a big leather collar on you and make you act as my
own personal dog.  How does that sound little one?  Oh, wait, silly me
why am I asking you, you don't want any control in your life.

>>>Now, what's your problem exactly? 

>>I don't have a problem at all, I'm just looking for Checkstupids post
>>button.  See he was my new toy but I accidently played too rough with
>>him and broke him.  But he might have another button on him somewhere.
>>If I can find it I might be able to have some more fun.

>I must have missed that act. You could always repost, if it's not
>lame. But allow me to observe that you sound a trifle fixated. 

Not really, I'm just a little ticked off.  See some people said
Checkstupid would make a good toy, so sure enough I easily reeled him
in, but then he broke in a matter of 2 weeks (the shortest flame run
I've ever had).  I mean how would you feel if you got some fantastic
new car that broke down and fell apart in 2 weeks?  Pretty mad, huh?
I'd take him back, but I threw away the reciept.  Probably I'll just
count the whole thing as a giant SPNAK on his dumbass and put him in
the round file.  See that's how Checkstupid works, he thinks he's such
a l33t flamer, but then when he gets his ass kicked he plonks and runs
away.  Just like with that Rhinoplasti chick, just like with the Snuh,
just like with me.  Hell he's on a roll!

>>>Still the babbling one man show like
>>>last time I looked or did you evolve some?

>>I suppose that depends on whether your perspective has evolved.

>Mea culpa. I must have missed something.

Oh I'm sure you miss a lot of things that are relavent to your
stupidity.

>>>Anyway, this place is a quiet place, and I'll be happy to feed damaged
>>>egos.

>>Egos?  HA HA HA HA HA, I don't think one can have an ego on Usenet,
>>but I find it quite entertaining that you believe it's possible,
>>perhaps you could extrapolate on this hypothesis?

>As I said, I don't draw lines. 

Well what about circles, can you draw those?  What's it like to be
line challenged?  I bet kindergarten was a real bitch for you, huh?

-Mad Hatter