Long ago (yes, I'm catching up on old archives), Gary McGath wrote:

 > One which falls into that category for me is a variant on "Nobody's
 > Moggy Lands," which would start with, "Well, how do you do, Mr.
 > Schroedinger's Cat."

Hmmmmmm.  I sorta misread this at first, in such a way that it was sorta
inspirational:

 And here's to you, Mr. Schrodinger,
 I would never trust my cat to you.
 Woo-hoo-hoo.
 What's that you say, Mr. Schrodinger?
 You can't tell if Fluffy's gone away.
 Hey hey hey, hey hey hey!

Anybody's welcome to run with it....
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