Date: 1 Feb 1997 23:55:20 -0800



Here's another oraphaned chorus, this one inspired by the
fact that Disneyland has now shut down "the Pirates of the
Caribbean" in order to redo it so the pirates are chasing
fruit platters in the hands of women rather than the women
themselves, because the latter is not 90s-PC:

(to the tune of "the Lincoln Park Pirates")

And it's weigh-heigh, haul  them away,
The Disneyland Pirates are we.
Bananas and apples are what we now grapple
Because we are now PC....

And it's weigh-heigh, haul them away,
We'll run through the streets of the town
Chasing fruit platters until we're much fatter.
'Cause our manhood is really shut down.
-- 
finger bgold@nyx10.nyx.net for public key.

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