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to: Frank Malcolm
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1995-02-21 08:31:28
subject: sot/eot

BL> You haven't lived until you've seen the Broncos beaten by Norths
 BL> in a final.

 FM> You haven't *died* until you've seen the Collingwood *draw*
 FM> with Norths in the final, then go down in the replay.

  What's a Collingwood? Is it anything like a Number-1 iron?

 BL> That was the basic problem with Byron. He should have played on
 BL> the wing for Manly instead of writing soppy verses. That sort
 BL> of thing makes you go randy and die of TB.

 FM> I dunno, do you pull more birds by writing soppy verses or
 FM> playing at being manly on the wing?

  On the wing for Manly is not playing - it's deadly serious.

 FM> He must have done all right, they named a bay after him. And a
 FM> ball-point pen, if the truth be known.

  Jeeze! I didn't realise there was so much money in soppy verse. I
use a BIC Byron myself, but when I try to write verse it only does
limericks.

      There was a queer poet named Byron,
      For whom all the women were dyin'
      But he only wrote verse, for better or worse
      When he played on the wing with a try on.

Regards,
Bob
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