MCP wrote:
> http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2005142032,00.html
>
> By JOHN KAY
> A RANDY Navy officer is being fined for romping on a ship with a Wren.
>
I don't think they are called WRNS any longer.

D.
> The lieutenant invited the blonde, a junior rating, to his cabin for nookie
> on the survey ship HMS Enterprise.
>
I wonder whgat Captain Kirk had to say

D.
> Crew members say the pair became close after spending months at sea.
>
> They seized their chance when the vessel docked at Valetta, Malta, for a
> short break.
>
> But a crew member tipped off the captain, Cdr Vaughan Nail.
>
> The 26-year-old lieutenant was told he could have faced a court martial for
> breaching the Navy's strict "no touching" rule between men
and Wrens on
> board.
>
Ne'er mind between men and men eh!

D.
> But instead, he will be fined £200 and reprimanded. No action is to be taken
> against the 20-year-old Wren who is considered to have been "led
astray".
>
Oh! That's Okay then.

D.
> A crewman said: "The ship is pretty small but there's enough room in an
> officer's cabin for a full-scale night of passion."
>
> A Ministry of Defence spokeswoman said: "We can confirm that there was an
> incident on board HMS Enterprise."
>
>
>


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