How many elephants can fit into a VW bug?

Seven.  Two in the front seats, three in the back, one in the trunk and one
in the glove compartment.

Russ, the things we remember waterweasel
-------Original Message-------
From: Karen Rhodes 
Sent: 02/13/03 08:33 PM
To: bardroom2{at}tantech.com
Subject: Re: [BR-2] L'elephant

> 
> At 05:04 PM 2/13/03 -0600, gumbie tygress wrote:

>> >======
>> >What's big and gray and wrote gloomy poetry?   --> T.S.Elephant
>> >
>> >What do you do with an elephant with three balls?
>> >                     Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
>> 
>> What's black and white and grey?
>>                                 Sister Mary Elephant
>> 
>> What's red and white on the outside and grey on the inside?
>>                                 Campbell's Cream of Elephant Soup
>> 
>> Veloci--pachyderm in--raptor
>
>LOL
>
>Why did the elephant paint her nails red?
>        To hide in the cherry tree.
>
>Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
>        It works!!!!
>
>Why did the elephant paint his balls green?
>        To hide in the avocado tree.
>
>How did Tarzan die?
>        Picking avocados....

Now, those avocado-related ones I hadn't heard before.  Hah!

Jean-Paul:  Why are you snapping your fingers, Pierre?
Pierre:  To keep the elephants out of France.
Jean-Paul: But there are no elephants in France!
Pierre:  See?  It works!

Veloci--pachyderms on parade--raptor
 
> 

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