On a message board, someone posted this good one:

Dear Michael Steele,

I was a little surprised to receive your "OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT FUND
RAISING PLEA DISGUISED AS A CENSUS FORM" in the mail today. I am quite
honored that you want to know my views about the Republican Party.

But your questions are making me mad. For example (and I quote) -

"How much does it concern you that the Democrats have total control of
the federal government?"

"Do you believe the huge, costly Democrat-passed stimulus bill has been
effective in creating jobs?"

"Do you worry that the Obama Administration is committed to greatly
expanding the government's role in your life?"

And on and on and on ...

Come now, Mr. Steele. If you want me to answer your inflammatory
questions, kindly fill out the form below, attach a check for $25 or
more, and send it to me. You already have my address.

Question # 1:
The Republican strategy is to:
__ Propose absolutely no ideas
__ Vote no
__ Propose ideas, and then vote no on the exact same ideas

Question # 2:
When you look back on the Bush years, do you think:
__ Bush was not a true Republican
__ Bush was misunderstood
__ Bush who?

And Question # 3:
According to the Republicans, a true American is someone who:
__ Votes Republican
__ Attends tea party rallies with other Medicare and Social Security
recipients
__ Would never be mistaken for an illegal alien, even in Arizona
__ Thinks Glenn Beck is serious
__ All of the above

Thank you for your time, Mr. Steele. And now, I plan to print this out
and return it to you in your Business Reply Envelope. No check attached.

--- Xnews/5.04.25