Stop with the heffalump riddles, already. . . . ;)

[What did the elephant say to the naked man? That's cute, but can it pick 
up peanuts?]
[In what way is a snail stronger than an elephant?  A snail carries its 
house on its back, but an elephant carries only his trunk!]
[Why did the elephant have a lousy vacation? The airline lost his trunk! ]
[Why do elephants wear green tennis shoes?  So the grass stains won't show.]
[How do you keep an elephant from charging? Take away her credit cards.]
[What do you do if an elephant charges YOU?  Pay up.]

Speaking of jokes.  Isn't there a famous, possibly risque, joke that has a 
punch line of the form, "What's a seven-letter word for
?" in 
which the  is a punch line because of the earlier subject of the 
joke?  Anyone who knows a joke like this will know what I'm talking about, 
I hope.  .  . .  It might be corny instead of risque.  I just can't 
remember it. No soap radio.

I'm going to use it in a story, that's why.  Not 'cause I'm going to put it 
in my stand-up act.  Not good enough of a joke for that!

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
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_Dulcinea: or Wizardry A-Flute_ by Shalanna Collins (e-mail me for excerpt)
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