the messenjah  wrote:



> Sally Sleuth wrote:

> > It is time to reveal the results of my investigation and the truth

> > about Chuck Lysaght's parents.

> >

> > Chuck's father, Francine Lysaght, left his family for the army When

> > Chuck was very young. Soon after, Francine left the army before they

> > could put him somewhere dangerous and went on the road to pursue his

> > dreams of being a bowling alley mechanic.

> >

> > This left Chuck and his mother Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee very poor and

> > destitude. The sad truth that we have uncovered at the KIA (Kookology

> > Investigative Agency) is that Chuck's mom has been dead for a good

> > number of years even though he talks about her in his fictional blog

> > quite often. Clearly he has had difficulty coming to terms.

> >

> > What is most shocking is how she died. Without any money to pay

> > someone to take Chuckles away for good, Ashland/Ashleigh/Ashlee

> turned

> > to blowing prisoners for cigarettes through the chainlink fence

> during

> > rec time. Sadly, on Christmas eve she got the point of her cone

> shaped

> > head stuck in the fence while servicing cell block D and froze to

> > death.

> >

> > This tragedy has had obvious lasting effects on Chuck.

> >

> > Sally

> Sally/Jade, I'm going to have obvious lasting effects on you...

>



This Chucknozzle Liesalot sock is *plonked*.



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