MARK LEWIS said to ALL ,

ML>OK, here is a compilation of questions on the men in the 'White'
ML>House. 

ML>1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he
ML>joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case of nuclear
ML>attack?

ML>2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
ML>finalist in the Miss America pageant?

ML>3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out
ML>atop a desk in the oval office?

ML>4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with
ML>a slave who was his wife's half sister?

ML>5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

ML>6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
ML>husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection
ML>campaign?

ML>7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
ML>while he was engaged to someone else?

ML>8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
ML>secretary?

ML>9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat
ML>closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
ML>hysterical first lady from attacking them?

ML>10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner
ML>about the "other" president who did the same in a closet? (The one
ML>from Question 9)?

ML>11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS
ML>record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive" (i.e. numerous)
ML>than the President's?

ML>12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing
ML>off his penis (which he named Jumbo)?


ML>[ you may respond to me, in here or via netmail, with your answers
ML>which i'll tally and keep up with. the scores and answers will be
ML>posted on or before next friday, Aug 18th. no peeking now ;) ]

Better yet...

1. Is this president or these presidents still in office?

2. Is this president or these presidents still alive?

3. If you answer "No" to either of the above, who the hell *CARES* about 
this supermarket-tabloid bullshit?

From Archae's Roost, Sheboygan, WI

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