From: Gary Woods 

"Diane L. Schirf"  wrote:

>> golf and masturbating.
>
>Aren't these the same thing?

Except in golf, you never actually "finish."

And the OP was an obvious troll but hey, we need somebody to make fun of.

When Jerry Garcia died, there were people posting in the fan.dead groups
things like "I'm glad he was dead; his playing sucked."  Which
got hundreds of retorts.  So it worked...

I recently introduced a lady friend to "Young Frankenstein," so
she'd know what all the geeks were quoting at work.  A virgin, so to speak.


Gary Woods AKA K2AHC- PGP key on request, or at
home.earthlink.net/~garygarlic Zone 5/6 in upstate New York, 1420'
elevation. NY WO G

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