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echo: pol_inc
to: mark lewis
from: Bob Ackley
date: 2006-08-12 06:30:44
subject: Men of the White House

Replying to a message of mark lewis to all:

 ml> OK, here is a compilation of questions on the men in the 'White'
 ml> House. 

I'll take a few guesses:

 ml> 1. Which president smoked marijuana with a nude playgirl while he
 ml> joked about being too wasted to "push the button" in case
of nuclear
 ml> attack?

 ml> 2. Which president allegedly had affairs with both a winner AND a
 ml> finalist in the Miss America pageant?

JFK

 ml> 3. Which president had sex with one of his secretaries stretched out
 ml> atop a desk in the oval office?

 ml> 4. Which president allegedly had an affair (as well as children) with
 ml> a slave who was his wife's half sister?

Jefferson.

 ml> 5. Which president called his mistress "Pookie"?

FDR

 ml> 6. Which president married a woman who hadn't yet divorced her first
 ml> husband, and was branded an "adulterer" during his reelection
 ml> campaign?

Cleveland

 ml> 7. Which future president wrote love letters to his neighbor's wife
 ml> while he was engaged to someone else?

 ml> 8. Which president had a torrid affair with the first lady's personal
 ml> secretary?

 ml> 9. Which president had sex with a young woman in a White House coat
 ml> closet - at one point, while a secret service agent prevented the
 ml> hysterical first lady from attacking them?

 ml> 10. Which president had sex in a closet while telling his partner
 ml> about the "other" president who did the same in a closet? (The one
 ml> from Question 9)?

 ml> 11. Which vice president was ticked off because he felt that HIS
 ml> record of sexual conquests was much more "impressive"
(i.e. numerous)
 ml> than the President's?

 ml> 12. Which future president, while a college student, enjoyed showing
 ml> off his penis (which he named Jumbo)?

I should know more of those, some of them sound familiar but I can't place them.

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