On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 17:10:39 -0400, teh insane Gaymer
 got double secret probation because:

>Google, Aratzio , and eventually he/she will
>swear they never said..
>
>>On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 16:09:38 -0400, teh insane Gaymer
>> transparently proposed:
>>
>>>Google, Aratzio , and
eventually he/she will
>>>swear they never said..
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 13:57:12 -0500, Wavy G 
>>>>transparently proposed:
>>>>
>>>>>Hi plas,
>>>>>
>>>>>A couple of days ago, my bosses made me help supervise
the dance team
>>>>>auditions. My job was to videotape all the prospects
and turn the tapes
>>>>>over to the dance team director (he's flaming gay of
course). WELL, the
>>>>>day started with a sign-in period where young dancers filled out
>>>>>applications, handed in head shots and resumes, and
warmed up. Almost
>>>>>170 young hopefuls showed up!!! I was helping supervise
the sign in by
>>>>>handing out numbers and safety pins. I also helped them with any
>>>>>questions they might have had. Won dingy ballerina
asked me what the
>>>>>"Have you ever worked in a field that would not be
considered family
>>>>>entetainment?" question meant. I hemmed and hawed
for a few seconds,
>>>>>watched her eyes glaze over, and then replied bluntly
"It means have you
>>>>>ever done porn or danced with a pole (the brass kind,
not the stinky
>>>>>european kind) before. Just as I thought she got my
drift, she asked
>>>>>Well, what should I put?" I replied "The
truth would be nice"
>>>>>
>>>>>There I was in this tiny dance studio packed to the
brim with dozens of
>>>>>young nubile girls. Most of them were modestly dressed,
but a few looked
>>>>>stright out of Flashdancers on Broadway. As they
stretched out I caught
>>>>>some good cleavage and heiny shots. I was extra smart
cuz I used the
>>>>>mirrored walls to peak instead of looking directly at
their ta-tas. By
>>>>>looking around the room, you could see the different
cliques. There were
>>>>>the classically trained girls(black
bodysuit,leggings,bun), the asian
>>>>>girls, the fat girls (who looked more suited for tap dancing) the
>>>>>strippers (blouse tied below boobs in ginger from
gilligan's island
>>>>>style so as to maximize cleavage, whore makeup, etc)
>>>>>
>>>>>Won girl did stand out. She had a crew cut, tatoos, and
three piercings
>>>>>in her chin. Just looking at her I thought with a look
like that, she
>>>>>must be won hell of a dancer. Long story short, Sinead
couldn't dance a
>>>>>lick. I think she showed up on a dare. Anyhow, after a
few rounds of
>>>>>rudimentary dance moves, the dance team instructor allowed me to
>>>>>announce the first round of cuts!!! It was fusking
awesome!! The room
>>>>>fell silent as I began to announce the cuts. Nobody
cried though. They
>>>>>just left pissed off cause they had waited so long for
nothing. I did
>>>>>however get a few girls that asked me if their number
was called. "Nope
>>>>>I'm sorry" was my reply!!!! Then they did that
slomo walk that David
>>>>>Banner does at the end of the incredible hulk, complete
with saccharine
>>>>>music.
>>>>>
>>>>>The next round was much better, the wheat was seperated
from the chaff.
>>>>>The dancers were now learning the steps to a routine.
Won girl's boob
>>>>>popped out of her top, but she tucked her back in and
kept going. What a
>>>>>pro!!!! After about an hour, I got to announce a second
round of cuts.
>>>>>Not as fun this time. At the end of the night, only
thirty girls were
>>>>>asked to the callback. I saw a few dejected faces head
to the elevator
>>>>>and I had this fantasy where I would videotape all the
rejects and make
>>>>>them take their tops off like CoCo in Fame and then
they'd take their
>>>>>sweatshirts off and start sobbing "It's not
supposed to be like this!!!"
>>>>>but then I realized that would be wrong. Cool but wrong.
>>>>>
>>>>>And thus ends the story of won of the coolest days I've
ever had in my
>>>>>life. Questions? Comments?
>>>>
>>>>You failed to post this to soc.men. I am sure they would be true
>>>>con-e-sewers of your story.
>>>>
>>>aren't they like all chauvinists and weird guys over there ?
>>
>>Depends upon your point of reference.
>
>naq jul vf gung ?

Vs lbh or bar bs *gurz* ner lbh n "punhivavfg naq jrveq thl"?



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