On Thu, 27 Jan 2005 13:57:12 -0500, Wavy G 
transparently proposed:

>Hi plas,
>
>A couple of days ago, my bosses made me help supervise the dance team
>auditions. My job was to videotape all the prospects and turn the tapes
>over to the dance team director (he's flaming gay of course). WELL, the
>day started with a sign-in period where young dancers filled out
>applications, handed in head shots and resumes, and warmed up. Almost
>170 young hopefuls showed up!!! I was helping supervise the sign in by
>handing out numbers and safety pins. I also helped them with any
>questions they might have had. Won dingy ballerina asked me what the
>"Have you ever worked in a field that would not be considered family
>entetainment?" question meant. I hemmed and hawed for a few seconds,
>watched her eyes glaze over, and then replied bluntly "It means have you
>ever done porn or danced with a pole (the brass kind, not the stinky
>european kind) before. Just as I thought she got my drift, she asked
>Well, what should I put?" I replied "The truth would be nice"
>
>There I was in this tiny dance studio packed to the brim with dozens of
>young nubile girls. Most of them were modestly dressed, but a few looked
>stright out of Flashdancers on Broadway. As they stretched out I caught
>some good cleavage and heiny shots. I was extra smart cuz I used the
>mirrored walls to peak instead of looking directly at their ta-tas. By
>looking around the room, you could see the different cliques. There were
>the classically trained girls(black bodysuit,leggings,bun), the asian
>girls, the fat girls (who looked more suited for tap dancing) the
>strippers (blouse tied below boobs in ginger from gilligan's island
>style so as to maximize cleavage, whore makeup, etc)
>
>Won girl did stand out. She had a crew cut, tatoos, and three piercings
>in her chin. Just looking at her I thought with a look like that, she
>must be won hell of a dancer. Long story short, Sinead couldn't dance a
>lick. I think she showed up on a dare. Anyhow, after a few rounds of
>rudimentary dance moves, the dance team instructor allowed me to
>announce the first round of cuts!!! It was fusking awesome!! The room
>fell silent as I began to announce the cuts. Nobody cried though. They
>just left pissed off cause they had waited so long for nothing. I did
>however get a few girls that asked me if their number was called. "Nope
>I'm sorry" was my reply!!!! Then they did that slomo walk that David
>Banner does at the end of the incredible hulk, complete with saccharine
>music.
>
>The next round was much better, the wheat was seperated from the chaff.
>The dancers were now learning the steps to a routine. Won girl's boob
>popped out of her top, but she tucked her back in and kept going. What a
>pro!!!! After about an hour, I got to announce a second round of cuts.
>Not as fun this time. At the end of the night, only thirty girls were
>asked to the callback. I saw a few dejected faces head to the elevator
>and I had this fantasy where I would videotape all the rejects and make
>them take their tops off like CoCo in Fame and then they'd take their
>sweatshirts off and start sobbing "It's not supposed to be like
this!!!"
>but then I realized that would be wrong. Cool but wrong.
>
>And thus ends the story of won of the coolest days I've ever had in my
>life. Questions? Comments?

You failed to post this to soc.men. I am sure they would be true
con-e-sewers of your story.




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