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From: Ellen K. LOL! :) On Sun, 03 Dec 2006 09:59:48 -0500, "John Beamish" wrote in message : >Not sure waht you're saying here: > >Hell will freeze over when NHS uses an OS that MS can shut down? >Hell will freeze over when MS shuts down machines? > >Today's tagline is a Canadian joke: > >One day in hell while Satan is making his rounds he comes across a Farmer > from Saskatchewan, who does not appear at all discomforted by the heat >while performing his labors in hell. Satan asks the farmer why he doesn't >seem bothered by the heat. The farmer says, "Why this is just a like a >typical summer day in Saskatchewan." > >Hearing this, Satan proceeds to crank up the fires of hell to get to the >farmer. A little while later, Satan checks in on the farmer, who is still >happily working away at his labors, with only a little trickle of sweat >coming off his brow. Satan asks again why the farmer is not bothered by >the heat. The farmer replies, "Oh this is nothing, this is just a like a >hot summer's day in Saskatchewan." > >The devil gets pretty upset about this so he turns the heat way down He >goes back to the farmer who is still happily performing his labors. Satan >asks again. The farmer replies, "Oh this is just like a typical winter day >in Saskatchewan." > >Satan's pretty perturbed by now so he turns the heat right off. Hell >freezes over. Icicles form everywhere. The fires of hell are covered with >a thick layer of ice. All the minor demons and devils are wearing the >over-coats and long johns. Satan heads back to the farmer and sees him >jumping up and down all excited. Satan asks why he is so happy? > >"THE LEAFS HAVE WON THE CUP! THE LEAFS HAVE WON THE CUP!" > > >On Sun, 03 Dec 2006 05:36:12 -0500, Adam field.near the bridge"> > wrote: > >> >>> Hopefully the Vista/Office 2007 kill switch will kill a nice chunk of >>> Microsoft's revenue. >>> >>> Vista - the infinite validation machine? >>> >>> >> >> I had a chat wrt this & the NHS t'other day. The initial feeling is >> "cold day in hell" wrt (possibly accidental) "deactivation" & a computer >> used in healthcare. >> >> >> So it ain't just governments. >> >> Adam --- BBBS/NT v4.01 Flag-5* Origin: Barktopia BBS Site http://HarborWebs.com:8081 (1:379/45) SEEN-BY: 633/267 270 @PATH: 379/45 1 633/267 |
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