On Mon, 5 Mar 2001 20:48:47 +0100, "FJ"
 wrote:

>> >*shrug*
>> >
>> >A guy's gotta start somewhere...

>> Self administered injections are always the most
>> painful, wouldn't you agree?    `, )

>I wouldn't know.  Private health insurance comes with qualified nurses.

Well I guess you can think of me as your angel of mercy then.  `, )

>> >[groupline filler flushed.]

>> Oh now don't leave everyone else out of the fun, that's quite rude of
>> you.

>Rudeness on alt.flame?  How bizarre.
>
>[groupline filler flushed.]

What's the matter, you don't like being made to look stupid in more
than one group at a time?

>> >IKYABWAI

>> Oh no, please don't accuse me of IKY's, that's just too much flamage
>> for me to handle.

>Sadly, you are right.

Is this where you grab yer balls, rub yerself off, and try and claim
SPNAK on me?

>> >Can anyone expect any *more* from you?

>> If you want real flames you're [SLAP!]

>Your unnecessary admission of flaming incompetence has been noted.

Snip and run lames, and here I thought you were limited to only three
kinds of lames per post.

>[Flush]

Perhaps you need more fiber in your diet diarrhea boi.

>> >> >> I'll tie a big juicy piece of shit on a string and stick it out in
>> >> >> front of you, that should keep you replying for days on end.

>> >> >It would make me wonder why you'd toy with shit.

>> >> Autoflame grade: A+

>> >Might be... if it hadn't been for your mention of tying shit on a string
>> >and all.

>> Nero fiddled while Rome burned, you're not much better.

>Even your analogies suck.  

Run around screaming "you suck" a little more, I find it quite
amusing.

>> >> >I couldn't possibly care what you claim to have done to others, nor do
>> >> >I feel the need to avenge them.  Show *Me* what you can do.  Besides
>> >> >bluster, that is.

>> >> Well I've thrown you into a posting paroxysm, I'd say that counts for
>> >> Champagne on ice.

>> >Idiot.

>> Uh oh, looks like my [SLAP!]

>Enough of this crap.

What's the matter toilet boy, don't you like running around in my
maze?  Don't you get it yet, I don't give a fuck about you.  To me,
you're nothing but this weeks entertainment package.  Some idiot
fuckup bandwagon humper who thinks he's a l33t flamer wound up
tripping on his first day back on Usenet and fell right into my little
game.  He, he, he, you couldn't have made a more stupid mistake.

>> He, he, he, you must be pretty fuckin retarded though if you don't know
>> who I am.

>Maybe I just don't care that much about your real identity.  Whatever it may
>be.

Maybe you're just a fuckin idiot.

>> Seeing as how yer
>> news reader is Outlook though I guess it's not much of a surprise that

>Outlook doesn't come with a newsreader.  The product that you're grasping
>for in your silly, little Micro$oft lame is Outlook Express.  Do get your
>facts straight, will you.

Sorry I'm not really an expert on shitty MS products like you.

>> you're a pathetic litle know nothing.
>                    #####
>
>Incidentally, it comes with a spellchecker...

Woah....a spelling lame?  Damn...no wonder you got spanked right off
Usenet.  How long do you think you'll last this time spanky?  A week?
Maybe two?

>P.S. Fuckhead.

Surely you're not that angry at me.  `, )

Hey how come you snipped so much of my post?  Were you just not
feeling up to replying?  Too much for yer little head to handle, huh?
Funny how you try and claim to be such a l33t flamer and yet you can't
even keep up with a SINGLE post from me.  Not to mention the fact that
I'm the only person you're even attempting to contend against.  He,
he, he, you certainly are pathetic little one.  Just out of curiosity
who was it that spanked you off Usenet the last time?

-Mad Hatter