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echo: anything_goes
to: Cindy Haglund
from: George Pope
date: 2006-02-14 19:06:26
subject: Anything?

CH>  GP> I was going to include a NASA joke, but the only one I have is
CH>  GP> somewhat R-rated, not yhat that's banned in this echo, but I like to
CH>  GP> take it easy (unless requested, and/or you want to see it in FUNNY!)
CH>
CH>  In the day and age where the "F" word graces every venue of public
CH>  reading/hearing why should this echo be any different?
CH>
CH>  You can post it here can't you? Who cares? It's just us, Richard,
CH>  Frank maybe, and the hobble goblins.

Okay, I reread it & it's not all that bad, barely PG-13. . .

Here it is, in case I missed sending it to you as yet. . .


Judy was distraught when her astronaut husband had a sudden attack of nerves 
and refused to go on a scheduled space mission. After all the preparation and 
the boasting to her neighbours and family, She didn't know how she could face 
anyone again if the mission was abandoned.

She decided to swap places with her husband dick. She put on the padded 
astronaut clothing, Showed up at the base and no one questioned her. Off she 
went into outer space and no one was any wiser until she was injured in a 
particularly bumpy landing, She lost consciousness and was taken to  hospital.

She came to on the operating table and found a group of doctors frantically 
pushing and pulling her breasts. She panicked and called for her husband. 
Dick, Dick! she cried, Where's my dick? Don't worry about that, Said one of 
the doctors. We're still trying to push your balls back down...


Because I care,
|<+]::-)  (Cyberpope(the Bishop of ROM!))
(aka Reverend George A. Pope)

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