To: "TCR1 (E-mail)" 
From: "Hailey, Jay"

Reply-To: trekcreative{at}yahoogroups.com

The Top 8 Reasons Starfleet Is Better Than the US Military

8> No dorky haircuts... unless you're a Vulcan.

7> Starfleet officers only die in battle if they're wearing red.

6> I'd like to see them reconfigure the pattern buffers on a V-22 Osprey.

5> US Military: Women in fatigues. Starfleet: Women in short skirts and tight
spandex.

4> US Military: Swabbing the deck,
Starfleet: Holodeck.

3> Takes 10 minutes with a tricorder to find weapons of mass destruction.

2> Starfleet could have beamed Saddam out of hiding.

and the Number 1 Reason Starfleet Is Better Than the US Military...

1> No Village People song about Starfleet.


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