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echo: flame
to: ALL
from: (Mad Hatter)
date: 2001-03-06 03:04:08
subject: Re: Spankson: Ass-sucking Expert.

On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 00:41:17 -0600, pus bonum et laudabile
 wrote:

>"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 10:28:56 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>  wrote:
>>
>> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:15:02 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>> >>  wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:26:27 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>> >> >>  wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:02:57 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>> >> >> >>  wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 01:28:54 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 03 Mar 2001 20:28:52 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>> >> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> In , in alt.hackers.malicious, The
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slap Catcher  typed:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> [...]
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dat so?  You run backwards faster than you fo forwards, Spankee.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yes, and you merely suck ass.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You'd be the better judge about ass-sucking, Spankson.  I'm frankly
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> completely unfamiliar with what good and bad ass-sucking would be.  How
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> much training do you have in ass-sucking?  Is this something you learned
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "in school"?  Are you an Apprentice Ass-sucker, A Journeyman Ass-sucker,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> or a Professional Ass-sucker?  Enquiring minds want to know.  Ya know?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hey, why did you lie about administering 160 boxes, Jason?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Erm, because I didn't, dipshit.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ha ha ha ha ha.... World Land Speed Backpedal Record!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Christ, spog. Your're the only one who lied about what he did for a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >living.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I currently administer something on the order of 160 nodes. At school.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spankson , I have *never* made a Usenet post that stated what I do for a
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> living.  That's why you can't find such a post, you rectally fixated
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> little ex-con.
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >So what do you do for a living, since you're not cut out to be a cop,
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but rather, like to pretend to be a cop?
>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You tell me.  You think you have good sources, you tell me.  You've made
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> dozens of silly posts claiming all sorts of bullshit, so now it's time to
>> >> >> >> >> >> >> show us your stuff, Mr. I Administer 160 Nodes.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >Gettin' a little pissy, eh?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Fellin the spray, eh?  Maybe if you weren't always eaing your own shit
>> >> >> >> >> >> people wouldn't mistake you for the urninal.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> >How do you put people in jail, spooge?
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Well in your case I guess they could disguise the prison as a gay bath
>> >> >> >> >> >> house.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >Wow. You suck worse than I thought.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Says the fuckwitted spankard who stupidly says I suck without any
>> >> >> >> >> explanation as to why that might be.  Really Stupid, couldn't you have
>> >> >> >> >> come up with something a bit more original than a "you suck for
>> >> >> >> >> kicking my ass and that's why I'm going to run away and hide" lame?
>> >> >> >> >>  `, )
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >It's sort of like, you really suck bad, and everyone knows it.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> Hey you're the whore around here Quef, not me.  Personally though yer
>> >> >> >> partially right, I'm so bad at sucking that I just don't do it.  What
>> >> >> >> can I say, when it comes to sucking like you, I just can't keep up.
>> >> >> >>   `, )
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >I suppose the plan is to bore me to tears.
>> >> >>
>> >> >> What plan?  I don't recall anyone mentioning any plans to do anything
>> >> >> with this evening entertainment package...hmmm...I'll have to look
>> >> >> into this.  Perhaps you've been canceled for someone else, I'll check
>> >> >> and see.  `, )
>> >>
>> >> >Riiiiight.....
>> >> >
>> >> >A very unplausible denial.
>> >>
>> >> You know seeing as how I'm merely reflecting your own attempts at
>> >> flaming, whenever you accuse me of being boring...you're actually
>> >> accusing yourself of being boring.  Post higher quality messages, get
>> >> higher quality responses, that's the way it works Quef.  `, )
>> >>
>> >> -Mad Hatter
>> >
>> >Fuck that. You will continue to eat my shit, and like it.
>>
>> And you will continue to fantasize yer shit is being eaten by me, too
>> bad yer too fuckin stupid to realize I'm just flushing it, all the
>> while laughing at your inability to produce anything even worth
>> noticing.  `, )
>>
>> -Mad Hatter

>Yes. Continue not to notice me.

Trust me it's not that hard.  I don't even really know who you are,
except that a few people have mentioned the name Jason.  All in all
though I won't even remember your nameless face in a few months,
you're simply the entertainment package.  `, )

-Mad Hatter

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