(No, not really. I did get this in my e-mail today.) 

The AP reported early this morning that President Barack Obama has
accidentally stumbled upon the cure for cancer. Republicans immediately
responded with anger.

"Who does he think he is?" yelled Rush Limbaugh. "Scientists have been
working on this for years and years, and Barack HUSSEIN Obama has the
audacity to tell us HE has all the answers?"

Michael Steele sent out a fake census form: "Send us a check for $50, $100,
or $200 and we will work to support your freedom to die from cancer without
the interference of Democrats and their Socialist Marxist Fascist Big
Government ideals."

John Cornyn whined, "The American people don't want a cure for cancer. The
American people want jobs. We need to repeal this discovery immediately."

John Boehner was in a tanning booth and unavailable for comment.

And Glenn Beck drew on his chalkboard. "Look. If you take c.a.n.c.e.r and
rearrange the letters, it spells raccen. Remove one "c" and the
"n" and
what do you have? Hm? Hm? I'm not drawing any conclusions here. I'm just
telling you what to think."

--- Xnews/5.04.25