> Hi, Kevin....about the "disrespectful younger set"...
 > 
 >  KK> This is where Super Glue really comes into it's own.  I generally
 >  KK> find  the direct approach is most effective with the young upstarts.
 >  KK> Just tell  them that if they don't settle down you'll glue them down
 >  KK> We had one that  would always lean up against other people's cars.  
 >  KK> told him and told him  this was impolite but he just wouldn't learn.
 >  KK> So one day we treated one car with super glue and waited.  Sure enou
 >  KK> he leaned against it.  Then we  drove off!  He hasn't leaned against
 >  KK> anyones car since.  Come to think of it he hasn't sat down a whole l
 >  KK> either. 
 >  
 >  This is a GOOD suggestion - but instead of glueing them down, how about
 >  glueing their lips shut ????  But maybe that's not a good thought - then
 >  they would probably show their disrespect with their hands - just when I
 >  thought I had reached the point where people would wave to me with their
 >  whole hand instead of one finger (gr).  Oh well, maybe Doyle and I will
 >  just have to learn a little more tolerance....just maybe.  TTYL - Roger
 > 
     This is where I thought I had a new invention.  Are you familiar with 
the paint ball guns that these wanna-be warriors play war games with?  Well,
I figured out a way to load the paint balls with super glue.  Then when 
someone uses sign language on you, you simply fire from a distance. Impact 
on the hand generaly results in the hand being thrown back and instantly 
glued to the first solid object it hits.  The roof of the car, the steering 
wheel, the face of the person next to them.  Great fun!!  I caught one guy 
once with a Big Mac half way in his mouth.  I still see him from time to 
time and the Big Mac is still there.  I garantee that after one encounter 
with this, they keep their comments to themselves.  Caught one kid perfect 
with it.  His hand is still in the form of the salute.  Lost his girl, 
thrown out of school, even his parents won't talk to him now.
     I said I thought I had a new invention with this!  Well I found out 
that this is how Del builds his planes.  He sort of jigs all the pieces 
together the hits them with the paint ball gun.  This glues the whole thing 
together and adds battle damage at the same time.  Let dry and switch to 
real paint balls and you have a glued and painted scale wreck in a matter of
minutes.  Found you out Del!!!
     Now think of the commercial opportunities of this.  Think of the planes
you could save at the field simply by gluing that fluttering surface in time
for the pilot to regain control?  We could add a new event, scale anti 
aircraft fire!  No worry about damage to the models as it glues back 
together as soon as you hit it.  What do you think?  Should we suggest this 
to the AMA?  I think they'll go for it!  But then, I'm an optimist!  TTYL
 > 
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