To: trekcreative{at}yahoogroups.com
From: qevan{at}yahoo.com
Reply-To: trekcreative{at}yahoogroups.com

On 19 Jul 2003 at 6:28, maira manno wrote:

> GS - Life is not only stranger than you imagine, but stranger than you can
> imagine.  It was a joke, Joe.
>
> JM - Oh, I wasn't upset, Garry. I merely commented because I thought you'd
> all appreciate the "art imitates life" element of the comment.
>
> We've been supportive of our newfound lady friend, Gab and I, but...
> ...it is kinda strange. "Surreal" might be the best word.

More surrealistic timing...I wrote this last weekend knowing none of the above...

Parody:  Be A Woman By Morning
Tune:    Amarillo By Morning (George Strait)
_____________________________________________

I'll be a woman by morning
Sing with higher tones
Everything that I got
My unit and my stones
They'll be split and sliced
By a surgeon's knife
Nipped and tucked and sewn with perfect care I'll be a woman by mornin'
A little woman, way down there

I got my hormones from Sweden
Bought my breasts, cheap, on eBay
And my wife said she don't care
She's lesbian anyway
She promised to wait
'Til I'm feeling great
Then love me more than life
I'll be a woman by morning
A little woman for my wife

I'll be soprano by morning
Sing with higher tones
I'll be hairless and sexy
With no testosterone
Now I'm feeling the
Anesthesia
And I'm the happiest I can be
I'll be a woman by morning
And I'll sit down when I pee
I'll be a woman by morning
And I'll sit down when I pee
____________________________

 Be A Woman By Morning
  Qe'van C July, 2003

--
Qe'van the Unclothed, Bard of Nor
http://qevan.home.comcast.net/poetry/
http://texasfilk.home.comcast.net/

... 'Awww, Dex gets all the good situation taglines.'- Anna



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