PE> I have already written (and posted here) the below.

RS> Whoops, and so you did too. Corse I could just be a smartarse and make 
RS> snide
RS> remarks about the 'decent' bit, but thats wouldnt be very nice, so I wont 
RS> |-)

If you can do a better job (and I categorically declare that
there is no way in the world you could do a better job than
I have already done, and if I am shown to be wrong, I will
publicly say "I am a fascist pig dog" 3 times and then update
my docs with your new version), then let's see it.  BFN.  Paul.
@EOT:

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