Jimmy,

JA> JM>picked the wrong day to quit smoking (drinking, drugs, whatever).

JA>I haven't done that in a while - I need to do that again. :-)

  How people can afford to do such is beyond me.

JA>I like to ask people, "you ever been inside a Turkish prison?" Easier
JA>to get away with than a 50 year old overweight guy asking someone if
JA>they've seen a grown man naked... And I won't even start about Scraps...

  Amazing how what once was taboo in conversation is now commomplace.

JA>Nice. :-) My favorite was the guy reading the paper in the his easy chair
JA>and his wife is looking out the living room window. Pianos are falling
JA>from the sky. Caption - "Boy I'd hate to be outside today!"

  I had a hard time understanding that one.

JA>LOL - thanks for the laughs! Most of those I remembered seeing, but not
JA>all, and even the ones that I did remember I still chuckled at. :-)

  Yet, some people were perturbed at it. There was a woman at my wedding
who was "such a prude", IMO. I guess she thought babies were conceived
by osmosis. :P

Daryl

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