Jimmy,

JA>You know the term, "cuss like a sailor?" Well try spending some time
JA>around firemen and EMS. :-)

  Or even in the railroad yards. :P

  I think you said your wife was a paramedic. If so, I'm sure "she has
seen, and heard it all". :P

  The thing is, with medical professionals, nudity means nothing to
them...just another day at work. Yet, I've known people who don't want
to go to the doctor, as they don't want them to see them naked. I reply
"Like it's something they haven't seen??!!". To me, medical folks are
there to save my butt...not kiss it!!

  When I was having severe bladder spasms from a urinary catheter after
kidney stone and prostate surgery earlier this year, I was in the
Emergency Room of a local hospital, in tears from so much pain. These 2
good looking female nurses came in, and said "You're not going to like
us". I said "I'll kiss you if you'll make this pain go
away". They said
"We have something for that...but it's a suppository"!! Shall we say
they gave new meaning to the term "shove it"??!! :P

  I'm drinking 2 liters of flavored water a day now...mainly peach, but
the white grape reminds me of what my late wife and I had at our wedding
reception...and that really is good. I personally can't handle "plain
water".

Daryl

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