-=> Daryl Stout wrote to JIMMY ANDERSON <=-

 JA> JM>picked the wrong day to quit smoking (drinking, drugs, whatever).

 JA>I haven't done that in a while - I need to do that again. :-)

 DS>   How people can afford to do such is beyond me.

I meant I need to say that. :-)

 JA>I like to ask people, "you ever been inside a Turkish
prison?" Easier
 JA>to get away with than a 50 year old overweight guy asking someone if
 JA>they've seen a grown man naked... And I won't even start about Scraps...

 DS>   Amazing how what once was taboo in conversation is now commomplace.

Yep!

 JA>Nice. :-) My favorite was the guy reading the paper in the his easy chair
 JA>and his wife is looking out the living room window. Pianos are falling
 JA>from the sky. Caption - "Boy I'd hate to be outside today!"

 DS>   I had a hard time understanding that one.

Ever been inside while it's pouring rain and the person you're with
says, "boy I'd hate to be out on a day like this!"

Now picture pianos instead of raindrops...

 JA>LOL - thanks for the laughs! Most of those I remembered seeing, but not
 JA>all, and even the ones that I did remember I still chuckled at. :-)

 DS>   Yet, some people were perturbed at it. There was a woman at my
 DS> wedding who was "such a prude", IMO. I guess she thought
babies were
 DS> conceived by osmosis. :P

LOL!




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