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echo: flame
to: ALL
from: (Mad Hatter)
date: 2001-03-06 04:26:43
subject: Re: Spankson: Ass-sucking Expert.

On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:15:43 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T"  wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:01:24 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:21:23 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T"  wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:04:08 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 00:41:17 -0600, pus bonum et laudabile
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 10:28:56 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:15:02 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>> >>  wrote:
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:26:27 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:02:57 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 01:28:54 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 03 Mar 2001 20:28:52 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> In , in alt.hackers.malicious, The
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slap Catcher  typed:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> [...]
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dat so?  You run backwards faster than you fo forwards, Spankee.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yes, and you merely suck ass.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You'd be the better judge about ass-sucking, Spankson.  I'm frankly
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> completely unfamiliar with what good and bad ass-sucking would be.  How
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> much training do you have in ass-sucking?  Is this something you learned
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "in school"?  Are you an Apprentice Ass-sucker, A Journeyman Ass-sucker,
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> or a Professional Ass-sucker?  Enquiring minds want to know.  Ya know?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hey, why did you lie about administering 160 boxes, Jason?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Erm, because I didn't, dipshit.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ha ha ha ha ha.... World Land Speed Backpedal Record!
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Christ, spog. Your're the only one who lied about what he did for a
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >living.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I currently administer something on the order of 160 nodes. At school.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spankson , I have *never* made a Usenet post that stated what I do for a
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> living.  That's why you can't find such a post, you rectally fixated
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> little ex-con.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >So what do you do for a living, since you're not cut out to be a cop,
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but rather, like to pretend to be a cop?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You tell me.  You think you have good sources, you tell me.  You've made
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> dozens of silly posts claiming all sorts of bullshit, so now it's time to
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> show us your stuff, Mr. I Administer 160 Nodes.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >Gettin' a little pissy, eh?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Fellin the spray, eh?  Maybe if you weren't always eaing your own shit
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> people wouldn't mistake you for the urninal.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >How do you put people in jail, spooge?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Well in your case I guess they could disguise the prison as a gay bath
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> house.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Wow. You suck worse than I thought.
>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Says the fuckwitted spankard who stupidly says I suck without any
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> explanation as to why that might be.  Really Stupid, couldn't you have
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> come up with something a bit more original than a "you suck for
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> kicking my ass and that's why I'm going to run away and hide" lame?
>>>>>> >> >> >> >>  `, )
>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >> >It's sort of like, you really suck bad, and everyone knows it.
>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> Hey you're the whore around here Quef, not me.  Personally though yer
>>>>>> >> >> >> partially right, I'm so bad at sucking that I just don't do it.  What
>>>>>> >> >> >> can I say, when it comes to sucking like you, I just can't keep up.
>>>>>> >> >> >>   `, )
>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>> >> >> >I suppose the plan is to bore me to tears.
>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>> >> >> What plan?  I don't recall anyone mentioning any plans to do anything
>>>>>> >> >> with this evening entertainment package...hmmm...I'll have to look
>>>>>> >> >> into this.  Perhaps you've been canceled for someone else, I'll check
>>>>>> >> >> and see.  `, )
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> >Riiiiight.....
>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>> >> >A very unplausible denial.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> You know seeing as how I'm merely reflecting your own attempts at
>>>>>> >> flaming, whenever you accuse me of being boring...you're actually
>>>>>> >> accusing yourself of being boring.  Post higher quality messages, get
>>>>>> >> higher quality responses, that's the way it works Quef.  `, )
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Fuck that. You will continue to eat my shit, and like it.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> And you will continue to fantasize yer shit is being eaten by me, too
>>>>>> bad yer too fuckin stupid to realize I'm just flushing it, all the
>>>>>> while laughing at your inability to produce anything even worth
>>>>>> noticing.  `, )
>>>>>>
>>>>>> -Mad Hatter
>>>>
>>>>>Yes. Continue not to notice me.
>>>>
>>>>Trust me it's not that hard.  I don't even really know who you are,
>>>>except that a few people have mentioned the name Jason.  All in all
>>>>though I won't even remember your nameless face in a few months,
>>>>you're simply the entertainment package.  `, )
>>
>>>Since you never actually saw his face to begin with, there isn't much
>>>to remember, eh? 
>>
>>Stupid spankards all look the same, so actually I have seen his face.
>>
>>>Playing it safe, making statements you know you can
>>>back up? Smart move, tough guy. OR PERHAPS YOU MEANT 'FACELESS NAME'?
>>
>>My, my, look at you get all upset.  Perhaps if you calmed down and
>>spent more time defending yourself from me rather than defending other
>>people from me you wouldn't be so high strung.  `, )

>What's there to defend against? 

The large mirror I'm holding up in front of me.

>I haven't noticed anything. 

You don't notice a lot of things, huh?  Perhaps it's because you have
some sort of learning disability.

>Besides, I
>assumed you weren't flaming me, as you've struggled so desperately to
>make clear. 

Okay have it your way, I am flaming you, hell I won't argue.

>So, what exactly are you doing?

Fucking around with yer head comes to mind.

> It seems to me you're
>doing the usenet equivalent of smashing your face repeatedly into
>someone's fist until you bleed, then claiming a "successful attack".

So that's how you see yourself in my mirror, huh?  Interesting.  `, )

-Mad Hatter

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